Sunday, 19 October 2014
I am going to un-favourite the M4
14 October 2014, 11 am
I do not like the M4 anymore. It does not lead to Oxford or Cardiff or Derby or Edinburgh: it leads to a large traffic jam in the shape of a roundabout. In order to avoid the emphatically non-gyrating gyratory, I am obliged to take a back route along squiggly roads which have a lot of different numbers. I think it is bad, in this day and age, that roads have to have so many different numbers. A person could get confused.
It does not help that I am too embarrassed to use the satnav because last time I swore at it. I may also have thrown a Red Bull® can at it, after which it kept telling me to bear right then take the ferry.
To be clear: there are no ferries near where I live. You have to be seriously lost to have found a ferry on your way to Cheddar.