Sunday, 12 October 2014
Making an impact - with straw
6 October 2014
I am on the CIPA LinkedIn® discussion forum. “You’re making an impact!” it crows excitedly. I am? Well, there’s a thing! If I reach the Top Contributor level, it tells me, I will get a “group badge”. Yay! Presumably these badges are also available at £1 a pack from Tesco®. Is there no end to the decorations I can acquire with the weekly groceries?
It appears I have been making an impact largely because of the straw I shed during my VeePee speech at Congress. People have been asking when the performance will be viewable on YouTube®. Worse, Mr Davies has been telling them it will be soon. I am thinking: it is possible to be famous for the wrong reasons, and straw is probably one of them. Right now I am not exactly shining through as the Institute’s most eminent and authoritative VeePee ever.